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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Who's Now: Can-Am League Edition. Part 1

Tonight's game was stopped due to rain in the bottom of the 1st. It will be finished tomorrow at 4 PM, followed immediately by a full 9-inning game.

If you've watched SportsCenter at all over the past month, you have no doubt heard of
Who's Now, which is quite possibly the dumbest segment in the history of sports journalism. Basically, they just draw together two random sports figures, and media types debate who is more 'now' based on subjective evaluations of both how good they are and how cool they are.

Basically, it's the second biggest waste of time in sports, behind reading this blog. So I figured: why not combine the two wastes of time?

Tonight, while slogging through the boredom of a rain delay at Fraser, Eric and I devised "Who's Now: The CanAm League Edition."

We created a 64-person bracket of assorted Can-Am personalities: players, managers, staff members, broadcasters, mascots, and other funny people from the annals of Can-Am history. How did we come up with the 64? Just by kind of shouting out random names. Nothing special.

I'll post the full bracket here, then open up the first four matchups for debate and voting. I'll post four more each day I get around to doing so, until we reach our dramatic conclusion.

Cool?

Of course not!

Here we go --- the full bracket, with seeding:

Allentown Region
1) Nick Lopardo
16) Tony (from the band, YuriTony)

8) Tom Donahue
9) Chris Miyake

4) Jonathan Fleisig
13) Andrew Wishy

5) Michel LaPlante
12) Chris Rowan

2) Jonathan Johnson
15) Cathy

7) Dennis Robinson
10) Gary Roche

3) Butch Hobson
14) Mike Meagher

6) Richard Katz
11) Saul Bustos

Pittsfield Region
1) Vic Davilla
16) Seth Bataan

8) Joe Calfapietra
9) BJ Weed

4) Bode Miller
13) Allen Mottram

5) Hideki Nagasaka
12) Chris Colabello

2) Eddie Lantigua
15) Alan Blotcher

7) Julie Wetherbee
10) JC Huguet

3) Wilton Veras
14) Slugger

6) K-O
11) DJ Mattox

Elmira Region
1) Miles Wolff
16) Jared Stawarz

8) Chris Farley
9) RC Reuteman

4) Rich Garces
13) Joey Siak

5) Ken Ray
12) John Kelly

2) Bill Murray
15) JD Reinenger

7) Willy Tenney
10) Don January

3) Spike
14) Luis Sabino

6) Joe Pescucci
11) Benoit Emond

Utica Region
1) Jimmy Hurst
16) Fontella Jones

8) Mike Torres
9) Chas Terni

4) Brent Connolly
13) Derrick Gibson

5) Dan Schuam
12) Brian Draman

2) Craig Breslow
15) Jon Weiner

7) Nicki Reilly
10) Tripper

3) John Leahy
14) Don Boyle

6) Chris Carminucci
11) Marty Ginivan

Criteria for voting.
-Subjective 'coolness' (the raison d'etre of 'Who's Now')
-Skill at what they do
-Humor value of the person
-Notable incidents
-Name recognition and publicity
-Would you want to invite this person to a party?
-Physical appearance/fashion sense
-Bling bling
-Wealth
-Longevity
-Importance to the Can-Am League
-Character of the person in question
-Power

Without further ado, here we go:

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The first four matchups
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From the Allentown Region:

1) Nick Lopardo vs. 16) Tony from YuriTony

#1: Nick Lopardo

Who:
Owner of the Spirit.

Pros: The big cheese. A very important figure. One of the most powerful and well-known men in the CanAm league. A very wealthy man.

Cons: Polo shirt with mesh shorts = not the coolest style out there. Also, I get the feeling that he wouldn't be particularly fun to have at a party. But maybe that's just me

#16 Tony from YuriTony

Who: Nobody. Seriously.

Pros: Few names in Spirit history elicit such laughter upon being recalled. Also, I bought the YuriTony CD (yes, I was the one) and it wasn't bad.

Cons: Nobody actually knows who this guy is

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8) Tom Donahue vs. 9) Chris Miyake

#8 Tom Donahue

Who:
5-year Spirit legend - color commentator in '03, 3rd base coach '04-present

Pros: He's been around since the start of the Spirit. He is universally known as an all-around nice guy and a great baseball man.

Cons: Has been known to have a Dale Sveum-ish personality at 3rd base. Also, if you invite him to a party, expect the food to be gone [rim shot]

#9 Chris Miyake

Who: Manager of the Brockton Rox

Pros: Took Brockton to the CanAm championship series in '06. Kind of a funny name.

Cons: Failed to beat Quebec. Disaster of an '07 season so far.

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4) Jonathan Fleisig vs. 13) Andrew Wishy

#4 Jonathan Fleisig

Who:
Owner, New Haven County Cutters

Pros: He has been around forever. He has plenty of stories to tell from indy ball history. He's also an extremely wealthy, well-connected, and powerful man in the league.

Cons: From most reports, he seems to be an irresponsible a-hole who left baseball in shambles in both Lynn and Pittsfield... and New Haven ain't doin' all that well either.

#13 Andrew Wishy

Who: Worcester outfielder, former Spirit

Pros: A solid ballplayer and a cool guy

Cons: Not really extraordinary, per se. Just a good player.

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5) Michel LaPlante vs. 12) Chris Rowan

#5 Michel Laplante

Who:
Quebec manager

Pros: Led Quebec to the '06 championship. Named one of the most influential people in Canadian baseball. Has had many funny incidents in the past.

Cons: A cheating asshole fraud

#12 Chris Rowan

Who:
Former Jackals and Spirit SS, now retired

Pros: A solid baseball player. A champion with the Jackals in 2004. Famous in Spirit circles for his 'arm candy'. He got traded for John Kelly.

Cons: He's retired now, so I guess that makes him more 'two years ago' than 'now.'

Alright all, is this a sufficiently stupid exercise? Awesome! Submit your arguments and votes for each matchup in the comments. I'll close this vote in about 2 days and then move on to the next 4. Yee-haw, rainouts!

10 comments:

Joe Grav said...

Alright, here's who I got, yo.

1. Nick Lopardo
- Kind of a lay-up here... I would hope this vote needs no justification
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8. Tom Donahue
- Miyake hasn't really done anything that special other than beat New Haven in the playoffs. Pardon me for not being impressed. Also, Tommy is the man.
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4. Jon Fleisig
- Even though he's failed over and over and over again, Fleisig is still a very important, powerful guy in the league. Wishy is just an above-average guy in the league.

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5. Michel LaPlante
- It pains me to vote for this guy, it really does... but if we're going for 'now' Rowan is decidedly in the past. Plus LaPlante is pretty famous in league circles even though he's an asshat. Gotta go with him.

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Yeah, no upsets this time. There will be some upsets soon, though, I'm sure.

DaveCo said...

1) Nick Lopardo
I'm also gonn a have to go for Nick. I'd rather vote for the "succesfuly wall street genuis" than the guy who may very well eb in a garbage can anyday ^_^

8) Tom Donahue vs. 9) Chris Miyake
Easy decission here. Tommy may have his moments.....but his contribution to the Spirit and lynn baseball is better than what Miyake's doen lately.

13) Andrew Wishy
Honestly,this one was tough for me. I mean while Flesig may be a dick and a failure as an owner (SEE: Lynn (Mad Dogs),New Haven) & Wishy is a good player,not really outstanding. BUT,I considered who'd be cooler to hang with and I pick Wishy. He's a cool guy,I just have a feeling Flesig would come to a party,try to run it,and leave with tables and chairs broken everywehre.

5) Michel LaPlante
It also pains me to say,but I'm gonna have to go with the bush leaguer. He's a decent manager,but I just hate the tactics he pulls sometimes (SEE: Morse's almost-perfect game last year). ALSO: I'm gonna miss Rowan cause he was a cool guy and good ballplayer.

PS: IMPEACH MILES
PPS: LaPlante sucks

Anonymous said...

Lopardo
Donahue
Wishy
LaPlante

Anonymous said...

Tony
Miyake
Fleisig
Rowan
Sparky.....er (SOMEHOW, NOT on the list)



Sparky

Anonymous said...

The game at 4:05 is a continuation of the first game and it is the full 9 innings, the game following is the 7 inning game- just so you know since you posted that the second game was the 9 inning one

DaveCo said...

Ya,I noticed that last night myself.

SO....back to subject.....the 1st round so far is (if i counted right,I DID graduate from Lynn Tech after all...):
Lopardo--3 / Tony--1
Donahue--3 / Miyake--1
Flesig--2 / Wishy--2
LaPlante--3 / Rowan--1
Sparky--1

I like this game =]
We should add a few more names to this list.....mainly our names,just for fun. ;-]

Jack Suslak said...

Yeah I want to put in a write in vote for myself.

Jack Suslak

Jack Suslak said...

Ok seriously, here are my votes as follows.

Nick Lopardo
Tom Donahue
Andrew Wishy- Liked him when he was here
Michel Laplante

Grant Salzano said...

Nopardo
Donahue
Wishy (how the hell is fleisig a 4 seed??)
Rowan (Ditto on LaPlante)

also, agreed on the awesomeness of this game.

Joe Grav said...

on behalf of Jonathan:

Lopardo
Miyake
Fleisig
LaPlante

on behalf of Cathy:

Tony
Donahue
Wishy
Rowan